Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Pandora's Box


What holds this jar, within,
That bring to the world hunger and sin
Twas a paradise and worries none
Opening the box was no good done


Lurking she knew not what beyond the lid
Treasures and jewels that Zeus hid?
But lay in there the curse to vice
Made us mortal and lose paradise


Why pandora did u open the box
Severe them, those forbidden locks
But to defy culture of this society dope
Unmoved in the box, was a vial of hope!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

cursory rhymes


and its now many years later
and jack was to marry the mayors daughter
and as they took the vows on that very hill
sat in the crowd weeping jill

and so on the priests behest
he asked if anyone were to protest
"challenge it, nows ur chance
be the one in the first dance"

so stood up jill amidst the crowd
"stop" she said out really loud
"must not let this happen now"
"jacks lost his mind and i ll tell u how"

"here we came for a drink of water
jack fell down
and broke his crown
and u know the story thereafter"

Monday, June 08, 2009

all over for the pullover

A sweater so fine a sweater so cool
Made from billy the sheep who gave up her wool
The sweater was made to keep him warm
Just one wash and the sweater was gone

A small stain forced him to rinse
But read he not the instructions within
Do not wash and musnt u dry
Is that too hard for him to try

So he soaked and soaped this woolen cloth
And Let it suck all the bubbely froth
Then he sets the dryer too high
Lo behold....
The sweater he wanted when he was five.


In memory of Praveen's sweater that shrunk 5 times its original size

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Oxymorons!!

it is strange the way of words
how they use, so unheard
"exact estimate" or "butt head"
leaving nothing more to be said

does there exist a "wedded bliss"
and how can u make "plastic glasses"
the strangest one being "a silent woman"
that truly would be a "genuine imitation"

"tight slacks" can be "clearly misunderstood"
also "good grief" isnt really all that good
So "Now, then" am penning my "unbiased opinion"
as i was just taking a "working vacation"

Friday, May 15, 2009

Swine Flu - The Begining!!


pedro one nite strolled down the park
he was pissed drunk on his tequilla shot
he bumped into her , tht immediate spark
and here begins the tale of this twisted plot

they shuffled together behind a bush
tumbled over a root looking really stupid
landing on their tush
they knew it was cupid

he held her close and leaned in a kiss
she held him back and said please note this
i have a problem or may be two
i am a pig and may have a flu

but heard he not the truth divine
as he made love to the blessed swine
so this is how it all begun
spare the pig, blame the mexican