Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Alter Egos - The Darker Side

Rajeshwari: the great Bhali
"I am just a boy, not the great Bhali", she retorted when she realised her cover was almost blown only to realise minutes later that Khali was the wrestler she wanted to refer to and a couple of more minutes later she realised she also is not a boy.
It was a quiet Saturday morning when her fiance who thought he knew her well enough realised she was no ordinary muscular girl next door.
"My arms are paining Gots" she said.
"what did u do? U have just been sitting around doing nothing" came a prompt but a concerned reply
"I worked out in the gym… I think my muscles have grown more than my arms can accommodate"

Suman oof Su(le)man the crocodile hunter
She claimed to be from Papua New Guinea but she has no records of herself during those years. Rumors are that Suleman was studying suicidal crocodile hunting in Madrasaa (now called Chennai). Apparently their secret weapon is the very unlikely Bread Fruit.
Right after throwing a slightly ripe Bread Fruit at a croc " kyaaan baa! Yeh corcodial marta nahi"
It has also come to light that her surname (not to be revealed here to protect writer) in an european language means " hatchet"
Guess that gives a whole new meaning to burying the hatchet
PS: if u thought u made the croc cry… think again!!!

Praveen aka Python Pandya
If u think Slytherin was a house in Hogwarts (Harry Potter reference) then PP is the headboy. Not many knew his love for the scaly slimy creatures, but a paparazzi shot revealed his travels to the east of europe were to spend time with hissss delightful lover. Apparently Python Pandya turned out to be quiet a snake charmer au contraire to his usual non macho image.
Wonder what a cross between a hop and a slide would be!!!!