Bushwhacked

Just when we thought that america had finally secured its airspace and aerial attacks were avoidable, out of no where a pair of size tenners proved all that wrong.

For a person who usually would let his pen do the talking, has already set quite a few tongues wagging in the Arab world. The American boot licking Iraqi Premier had the scribe, who almost got the worlds most powerful man licking an iraqi shoe, immediately arrested but at the same time promoted him to a hero status.
Even a professor has offered to buy the new on the list "weapon of mass destruction" for a whopping 10 million USDs settingthe stage for quite an auction which could fetch the journalist quite a boot-y. But, if Mr Al-Zaidi wants his prize he would have quite a bit of "sole" searching to do once he steps out of jail.

Obviously now, the question arises whether all american press conferences are going to ban footwear or invade any country making shoes without the appropriate licensing. Even though the entire act is deplorable it is inhuman to arrest a man and then walk him to the nearest police station barefoot.
Well... anyways we must let by gones be by gones and hope the americans curb their natural instinct of waging war for every attack on their pride,cause in this case the shoe size was definitely far superior to the IQ ofthe prez, but instead sit back and enjoy the reruns of the whole episode on youtube.
A ticket to Iraq 600 USD
A pair of shoes 20 USDs
War in iraq 117billion USDs
But the look on the presidents face was definitely priceless!!!

Anonymous : "A shoe in hand is less worth than two at Bush!!"