pedro one nite strolled down the park
he was pissed drunk on his tequilla shot
he bumped into her , tht immediate spark
and here begins the tale of this twisted plot
they shuffled together behind a bush
tumbled over a root looking really stupid
landing on their tush
they knew it was cupid
he held her close and leaned in a kiss
she held him back and said please note this
i have a problem or may be two
i am a pig and may have a flu
but heard he not the truth divine
as he made love to the blessed swine
so this is how it all begun
spare the pig, blame the mexican
2 comments:
he!! he!! this is also a veerry nice one!
and i was almost rapping as i read it!!
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