Oxymorons!!

it is strange the way of words
how they use, so unheard
"exact estimate" or "butt head"
leaving nothing more to be said

does there exist a "wedded bliss"
and how can u make "plastic glasses"
the strangest one being "a silent woman"
that truly would be a "genuine imitation"

"tight slacks" can be "clearly misunderstood"
also "good grief" isnt really all that good
So "Now, then" am penning my "unbiased opinion"
as i was just taking a "working vacation"

Swine Flu - The Begining!!

pedro one nite strolled down the park

he was pissed drunk on his tequilla shot

he bumped into her , tht immediate spark

and here begins the tale of this twisted plot

they shuffled together behind a bush

tumbled over a root looking really stupid

landing on their tush

they knew it was cupid

he held her close and leaned in a kiss

she held him back and said please note this

i have a problem or may be two

i am a pig and may have a flu

but heard he not the truth divine

as he made love to the blessed swine

so this is how it all begun

spare the pig, blame the mexican