Humpty's Dump

Here's the real story of Humpty Dumpty
not quite the same you heard in nursery
it wasnt an accident as everyone was told
the weak hearted may leave, as the story unfolds

Not long ago he got married to little Red
yes, shes the same girl from the Wolf story you read
all was well, the marriage was fine
till the day she met again the wild canine

The woodcutter's blow had fixed him he said
the Wolf was now in love with lil' Miss Red
the glint in his eyes and the furry chest
seeing them, laid all her fears to rest

"But I am taken" she cried "what do we do?"
"leave that upto me" said the Wolf "aaaoooo"

"your husband is just a problem too little"

"did you know Humpty is actually brittle?"

So dear readers, it wasnt really an accident
Humpty was pushed, just as the Wolf meant,
as he sat on the rail.
and this is the truth of this Grim Fairytale